Snippets From The Road

Recently got back from a trip out west, where we spent a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNGGGG time in the car.  The kids did great.  Made me laugh a time or two from the driver's seat.

Reagan: "Mom, do flowers tickle heaven?"
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Quinn: "Why can't men have babies?
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Colby, my navigator, had his own pronunciations for places on the map.  My favorites were "Frango" and "Suck Falls" North Dakota.   Once we hit Fargo ("Frango"), Colby closed the map, leaned back with his hands behind his head, and said "Relax, Mom.  You don't have to turn again til we get to Grandma's and Grandpa's!"  He's right - that last 20 hours or so was pretty much a straight shot.
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Quinn (somewhere around Billings, MT) :  "Next time, Mom?  Just buy a plane ticket."
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Reagan: "Mom, whatcha doin'?"
Mom: "Driving.  What are you doing?"
Reagan: "Jamming my toe in this dvd."
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Reagan: "Where are we going?"  (repeated approximately 6 zillion, 45 million and 2 times)
Mom: "You know where we're going.  You tell me."
Reagan: "Take a guess, Mom."
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Quinn: "Why are girls with black hair such hot chicks?"
Mom: "Quinn, I don't even know how to BEGIN to answer that question."
Quinn: "It's because their hair absorbs heat!"
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Mom: "Quinn!  Don't hit your sister!"
Quinn: "She hit me first!"
Mom: "You're bigger than she is.  Plus, you never hit girls."
Quinn: "Why not?  We're the same species."
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