Sleeping With Poptarts

While changing the sheets on Colby's bed yesterday, I discovered a half eaten pop-tart. I asked him about it at dinner.

C:"Oh yeah, I wasn't done eating it when it was bed time, so I took it to bed with me."
Dad: "It's a good thing you didn't wet the bed. There'd be pee on your Pop Tart."
C: "Hee hee hee. Then I'd have to wash it with water!"
Q: "And use soap!"
C: "Quinn, stop it!! That'd be gross to eat a Pop Tart with soap on it!"

URINE on a Pop Tart, though..... not a problem.

Whatever.