Conversation in the car on the way home tonight. Reagan was pouting because she wanted to stay at grandma's house and play with a friend instead of going home. It was 8:30 pm... bedtime.
Reagan: "PLEEEEEEASEEEEEE Mom! I really want to play with her!"
Mom: "Reagan, this conversation is over. I gave you my answer. We're going home."
Reagan: "But PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEAAAAASEEE? ((whine whine whine))"
Quinn, putting his hand on my shoulder from the back seat. "It's okay, Mom. Calm down. Don't blow."
Mom: "I am calm! I didn't blow up. I didn't say anything!"
Quinn: "But you were about to. I can totally tell when you're about to blow. Reagan, you need to be quiet, because Mom is on the verge of blowing."
Mom: "How do you know that?"
Colby: "Because you're making your 'annoyed' face."
Without even looking in a mirror, I can tell you... I most assuredly was making an annoyed face.
Quinn: "I can totally read you, Mom, just like I can read Colby. Like, for example, if I say 'Mom' too much, you blow. Like the 10th time I say it... watch out. You yell."
Colby: "And the 2nd time you ask us to do something. You freak out."
Mom: "It's more like the 12th time I ask you to do something, but you ignore the first 11 times. Then I blow."
Quinn: "That's because Reagan keeps the t.v. up too loud." (editor's note: [[eye roll]])
Mom: "Well, Quinn, I would like you to teach Reagan that very valuable skill. Teach her to read my cues and not push me to the point of blowing."
Colby: "Sometimes I do things just to see you lose it." Thanks, Colby.
If they know what annoys me so well, why do they keep doing it???
Saturday, September 3, 2016
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