Tom Foolery

TRYING to focus the children enough to get their jammies on tonight.

Mom: "Quinn, get your jammies on."
Quinn: "I'm not Quinn. I'm Colby."
Mom: "Whatever, Quinn. Just put your pajamas on."
Quinn: "I'm not Quinn, I'm Colby."
Mom: "Maybe you should try fooling someone who didn't give birth to you. That doesn't work on moms. Get your pajamas on. Colby! Get in here and put your pajamas on!"
Colby: "I'm not Colby. I'm Quinn."
Mom: "BOYS! You're making me mad! Quit messing around and get your pajamas on!"
Colby: "We're not boys. We're Quinn and Colby. And I'm the first one."

AAARRRRGGGHHHHH.