Overheard

Grandpa Jim and the boys were putting together a Lego model when Pete the Springer Spaniel made an appearance.

Quinn: "Grandpa Jim, your dog likes me."
Grandpa: "Yup, he likes little boys."
Quinn: "I'm not a little boy, I'm a big boy."
Grandpa: " You know, sometimes you'll call Pete's name and he won't hear you because he's hard of hearing.  He's getting old."
Quinn: "Oh, like you."

This is when Mom interrupted with "QUINN!  That's not nice!"

Grandpa: "It's okay.  I try not to get too old."
Colby: "Yeah, but you don't want to be too young, either."

Wise statement, little boy.