Dinner Conversation Down the Tubes

Quinn:  "Mom, I met a boy on the bus today who's dad went to jail, and he did nothing wrong."
Monica: "Are you sure about that?  They don't usually put people in jail for doing nothing."
Quinn: "He said that a girl said his dad shot her, but she just hates him."
Mom: "Uhhhhhh"
Dad (who was falsely accused at work today of dumping garbage in the MTU dumpster, by virtue of garbage bags in the back of his truck on Chassell garbage day, which he didn't really do, and there's a building Nazi who is after him and he DIDN'T DO IT, and he's going to bring in the receipts to prove it, he'll show HER!!!): "Remember, we are all innocent until proven guilty."
Mom: "OR, maybe we don't want you hanging around this kid."
Quinn: "It wasn't even HIS gun.  The boy has 8 guns, and only one gun is his dad's."
Mom: "Again, maybe we don't want you hanging around this kid."
Quinn: "This is the second time his dad's been in jail.  The first time he really did it, but this time he didn't."
Mom: "What was his dad in jail for the first time?"
Quinn: "Strangling up a girl".
Mom: "UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH". 
Dad: "Strangling up a girl?  What does that mean?"
Colby: "It means he strangled up a girl!"
Mom: "Maybe we don't want you hanging around this kid."
Dad:  "BURP".
Quinn and Colby:  "hee hee hee hee"
Dad: "That was an exclamation point burp".
Quinn: "BURP"
Colby: "BURP"
Reagan: "Screech!  Burp!"

Quinn, Colby, Reagan, and Daddy: "Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee"

Mom leaves the room, shaking her head at the complete loss of sanity.