Sunday, August 14, 2011

No way. Nu-Unh. NEVER.

Colby: "Mom, can I have a dollar?"
Mom: "Why do you want a dollar?"
Colby: "I want to buy some 5-Hour Energy."
Mom:  "WHY do you want 5-Hour Energy?"
Colby: "Because, I'm really slow and lazy, and I need a boost."
Mom: "I believe the lazy part."

It scares me to death, even the NOTION of my boys on a drink designed specifically to increase their energy.  Holy cow.  Can you imagine??  I mean, really.  CAN YOU IMAGINE??????
{{SHUDDER}}

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