Monday, December 22, 2014

Back Handed Compliment

Sitting down as a family at dinner last night.

Reagan: "Mom, are you on a diet?"
Mom: "Yes."
Reagan: "Why?"
Mom: "To get skinny."
Colby: "Mom, you're plenty skinny right now."
Mom: "WOW!  Thanks, Colby-man!"
Colby: "That's not a compliment.  It's just a fact."
Mom: "Still, that's nice to hear."
Colby: "I mean, there's LOTS of people that are fatter than you."

ANNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDD there it is.  Proceed with head deflating now.

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