Monday, September 14, 2015

It's always my fault.

Quinn: "Mom, Colby got his name written on the board today at school."
Mom: "COLBY!  What for???"
Colby: "Because you didn't buy me a notebook for school.  I need a notebook for English."
Mom: "You didn't tell me you needed a notebook.  That's not my fault."
Quinn: "He's going to get detention, if he gets three more checks."
Mom: "You boys better not get detention.  I NEVER got detention in all my years of school."
Quinn: "That's because you were a goody two-shoes."
Colby: "And YOUR mother bought you notebooks when you needed them!"

Whatever.  Everything is always my fault. 

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