Good Boys Part II

I think I'm in the Twilight Zone. This must be my "Bizarro" life, where everything that I know as normal is flipped completely around. When the boys came home from school today, Colby hung up his coat, snowpants and boots. He immediately packed his backpack for our trip tomorrow. When I told him he could pick out some videos to watch on the drive to Green Bay, he said "No thanks, Mom. What I'd really like to do is some chores. Do you have any chores for me?"

"Well," says I, "You could clean up your room, I guess."
"YES!" And he starts doing a little dance up the stairs while flexing his muscles and singing "Clean Up POWER!"

Who are you, and what did you do with my son?????

ADDENDUM: Stop it. Just stop it. Colby came downstairs after cleaning his room and said "Mom, is it okay if I clean the basement?" I think I've found the magic formula for well-behaving children. Take them to Disneyworld about every other week or so.

My Good Boys

The boys have been a roll with good behavior lately. It is SO NICE. I don't know if it's the sunny weather, the lack of TV, the fish oil, or general maturation. I just know I LIKE IT. We've gotten through several weeks at church with (comparatively) calm children, got a compliment about their behavior from the Sunday school teacher, and both boys have been volunteering for chores at home! Fighting is WAYYY down as well. Today I got an email from their kindergarten teacher ... not about stealing toys or hitting other children.... not about lying or wiggling too much.... not about their pants falling down, or "wandering" down the hallway....well, here's her own words:

"I just have to tell you that things have been going very well for them here lately. I really love working with them. Both of them have so much to offer and get so excited to learn new things. I love it! I'm really enjoying them."

Oh blessed moment, when a mom gets positive feedback!!!

Lent

The boys have given up T.V. on weekdays for Lent. And all candy. If I was a good mother to begin with, this would already have been our M.O., but... it is what it is. So far, it's going GREAT. I'm astounded. They haven't complained about the lack of TV so far this week, as I just say "remember, you gave it up for Lent?" when they ask. Instead we've been playing games as a family in the evening, or dancing in the living room to Pandora. So here it is, now the weekend, and instead of getting up and immediately going downstairs to watch cartoons, the boys decided to read their Hot Wheel books, and then build the tracks in the illustrations. Haven't even ASKED for cartoons once. Playing productively, constructively. Holy Cow. And the grumpiness factor has decreased considerably, I think. Cartoons always make them crabby for some reason!

As a side note, Quinn DID ask to eat some candy this past week. When I reminded him that he gave it up until Easter he said "I don't remember agreeing to CANDY. TV, yes. Not candy. I didn't say that. YOU said that. Oh, all right. As long as I still get to eat Pop Tarts."

Parental Wisdom

Out of the blue, at dinner tonight....
Quinn: "Mom, you don't know everything."
Dad: "Oh, she think she does."
Mom: "I know a whole lot."
Quinn: "You don't know what jellyfish eat."
Mom: "Uhhhhhhhhhh..... I guess you're right. But I can find out!"

Thank goodness for Google. For the record, Jellyfish are carnivores, who eat small fish, fish eggs, and zooplankton.

Modesty

I was changing my clothes after church, when Colby burst into my bedroom.

Mom: "Colby! I don't have clothes on!"
Colby: "It's okay mom. I won't laugh at you."

Gee, thanks. That's NOT what I was worried about.

The Last of The Jam

The boys' breakfast this morning used up the last of Grandma Fran's Huckleberry Jam. Our last of it ever. I couldn't help myself. I started to cry.

Rob: "Oh no. Boys, your mom needs a hug."
Quinn: "Why's she crying?"
Rob: "The jam's all gone."
Colby: "It's okay. We'll go to the store and buy more."
Mom: "It's not the same. This is Grandma's jam."
Quinn: "We'll have Grandma Fran come down from Heaven and make us more jam"
Mom: "It doesn't work that way, Quinn."
Colby: "I know, Mom. We'll buy more huckleberries and make our OWN jam. Like Grandma."
I had to smile. What a sweet, wonderful idea.
Mom: "Yes. That's perfect. Let's do that."

One Last Chance

Driving in the car last night....

Quinn: "Mom, why do you not drive fast?"
Mom: "Speeding is against the law. A policeman would give me a ticket. Remember when Daddy got a ticket for speeding on the way to Ski Tigers?"
Quinn: "Well, if they stopped you, they would just give you one more chance."
Mom: "No they wouldn't. They'd give me a ticket, and I would have to pay them lots of money."
Quinn: "WHY wouldn't they give you one more chance?'
Mom: "Because I already know the rules, and I should be following them."
Quinn: "But everyone gets one last chance!"
Mom: "Nope. One time. The first time."

Not everyone gets a "I'm counting to one....two....three..." before punishment ensues. Maybe I'm not preparing them for life, giving them "one last chance" to obey.

Begot...

I know I should be correcting this pronunciation, and I often do... but for the moment, I think it's cute. Just want to remember that at five years old, instead of saying "forgot", Colby says "begot". And when I think of the actual meaning of "begot" and insert that into what he's saying, it always makes me laugh.

Colby: "Mom, I begot my socks."

hee hee hee

Rules of the Burp

Quinn: "buUUURRRRPPPP"
Mom: "What do you say?"
Quinn: "Excuse me."

Two seconds later:
Quinn: "BUUUURRRRPPPP".
Quinn: "Double Excuse me."
Mom: "Double Excuse me?"
Colby: "Yeah, Mom. Double Excuse Me works for 2 to 100 burps in a row."

OOOOHHHHHHH. Good. He's covered then.

Fruit of the Spirit

Galatians 5:22-23
22But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, 23gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law.

The boys have learned the fruits of the Spirit in Sunday school, and often sing them to me during the day. It's so nice having them sing "love, joy, peace, patience......". Such an improvement over "pee pee head" and "poopie". THANK YOU Ms. Gaddes! You're a great Sunday School teacher!!!

Wishing Upon A Star

Last night, driving to a Winter Carnival Party.....

Quinn: "Mom, there's a wishing star."
Mom: "Yup."
Quinn: "If I wish upon that star, will it come true?"
Mom: "Not really. It's just a star."
Quinn: "But what IS it then?"
Mom: "A flaming ball of gas. It doesn't have power to grant wishes."
Quinn: "What's it FOR then?"
Mom: "Uhhhhh.... " I really need to brush up on my answers. The questions are getting harder and harder.
Quinn: "Well, what do I do to get my wishes to come true?"
Mom: "Pray to God. He's the only one with power. If you pray, God answers prayers."
Quinn: "Hmmmmmm."
Mom: "Did you know, a long time ago, Mom and Dad couldn't have babies? We tried and tried and tried, and couldn't have babies. Then we prayed to God, and he gave us you and Colby! Then years later, we prayed again, and He gave us Reagan!"
Colby: "WHY would you want babies?"
Mom: "Because I really really really wanted to be a Mom. "
Quinn: "Oh. I get it. You wanted to have three people. Three kids."
Mom: "Yup".
Colby and Quinn: "Ohhhh."

The Things They Say

Quinn: "Mom, Zac and Tobin say 'hot lunch'''.
Mom: "Yeah, so?"
Quinn: "No. They say hoT. With a 'T'"
Mom: "Yes. That's how you say it. How do you say it?"
Quinn: "Hotlunch. It's like they're speaking a different Enlgish or something!!!"

Oh, that English where you actually pronunciate clearly. I wonder if Zac and Tobin's Enlgish contains the words "yuh-huh" and "nu-uh", too.




Colby was VERY excited to get to go to the Sommerville's last night to watch fireworks for winter carnival. As we were loading up, he asked the following:
Colby: "MOM! Are we taking the van or the car?"
Mom: "Colby, we sold the van a month ago. We don't own a van. We'll take the car."
Colby: "OK. Which car, the white car or the black car?"

UHHHHH.... we sold the white car six months ago. The boy might not be highly observant of details. Rob thinks he takes after me ;).

Five Years Old

Fajitas for dinner tonight. Neither boy was much of a fan.

Quinn: "Mom, I'm done. I'll save the rest for tomorrow."
Mom: "Don't you want dessert? There's no dessert unless you finish dinner."
Quinn: "MOM. I am FIVE YEARS OLD now. I don't care about that stuff anymore."

Not care about sweets? Since when??????? Whatever.