UGH

ME (walking into the boys' room to say goodnight last night): "Boys, this room is a mess!  There's clothes everywhere!"

Colby: "I know!  I love it!!  I can belly flop literally ANYWHERE and have a cushioned landing!"

And then he demonstrated.  Threw himself up in the air and landed flat on his belly.  On a pile of clothes.

Nope.  Didn't hurt.