From the Big Boy....

..... packing for his THREE WEEK LONG trip into the wilds of Montana.  His entire wardrobe fit in to one very small backpack. 

"I got two pair of shorts, five pair of underwear...."
You're going to be gone for THREE WEEKS.  In the woods!  Those shorts are going to walk themselves home.

"Yeah, well, I figure I can get four days a piece on the underwear."

Maybe it's a good thing he's travelling by himself.  We'll use the stench to locate him in case of emergency.