I don't even WANT to know....

The scenario - my son Colby, buck naked after getting out of the shower, on a stool rummaging through the cupboards for food right before bedtime.

Mom: "COLBY!  Don't you be sneaking food!
Colby: (Caught red handed... visibly cogitating his next move) "Uhhhhhhh"
Mom: "See, the nice thing about you being naked is that you can't pretend to put the food back, but secretly shove it somewhere".

Colby: "Oh, Mom.  I could shove it somewhere if I wanted!"

Don't go there.